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Amber Jean Gurney is a minor character in Squidbillies. She exclusively appears in the episode "Krystal, Light". She is the conjoined twin of Krystal and the aunt of Rusty Cuyler.



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There is not that much known about Amber Jean, just that she is Krystal's conjoined twin who had never been mentioned on the show before. After Dr. Cock drilled a hole in the back of Krystal's head as part of a drastic attempt to lose weight, she lost pounds but ended up with extra skin hanging on her body as a result of losing weight much too quickly. During an office visit with the doctor, she hears a voice coming from under one of her former fat rolls and Dr. Cock discovers what turned out to be Amber Jean, stuck to the side of Krystal's body.

Amber Jean was naked and had the appearance of a fetus but she was able to speak with the same southern accent Krystal has. Apparently, Krystal had forgotten all about Amber Jean but remembered her immediately after her loose skin was moved over and called out her name. Amber Jean responds with "We played Smear the Queer, and then it got dark." In her typical selfish fashion, Krystal told Dr. Cock that Amber Jean was "up in my business," and told him to get rid of it. Dr. Cock responds my grabbing a katana and although it isn't shown on screen, it is heavily implied by the slicing sounds of the katana and Amber Jean's screams of "NO!" that Amber Jean was sliced off Krystal and murdered. As of this time, Amber Jean has not been mentioned again.

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