America: Why I Love Her is the tenth & Final episode from the fifth season of Squidbillies. The Plot of this episode, is about That Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda. It first aired July 18th, 2010 on [adult swim].
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the United States of America, while defending Dougal County against al-Qaeda's plot to invade Alabama.
- Nature's Bounty
- Crossin' The Line
- Ain't It Odd
- Listen To The Animals
- Yellow Cake
- We Did It
- Raised By Jackyl
- Democracy Wins Again!
- For This Land
Early's Trucker Hats
- "Booty Hunter"
- American Flag With Bald Eagle
- Camouflage Hat
- Banana Hunting Hat
- Early Cuyler (Unknown Hinson)
- Rusty Cuyler (Daniel McDevitt)
- Granny Cuyler (Dana Snyder)
- Sheriff (Bobby Ellerbee)
- Deputy Denny (Dave Willis)
- Dan Halen (Todd Hanson)
- Krystal (Mary Kraft) (No Lines)
- Boyd (Cameo)
- Reverend (Scott Hilley) (No Lines)
- Squid Jesus (Fred Armison) (Cameo)
- Glenn's Wife (Dana Swanson) (No Lines)
- Deep-Fried Pine Booby (Cameo)
- Woodland Creatures (Various)
- Drive-By Truckers
- The Mexicans
- Lee Harvey Oswald
- Steve (As a Salad Bar Waiter)
- Donna's Ex-husband (Cameo)
- Virgin Women In Heaven
- Jackyl's Sexual Education Teachers
- Jehovah's Witnesses
- Early's ladies
- Satellitastic Worker
- Shawn Coleman
- Pizza Delivery Man
- Father & Baby
- Lucinda Williams
- Rhett Miller
- Split Lip Rayfield
- Hayes Carll
- Todd Snider
- Bonnie Prince Billy
- Gillian Welch
- Drive-By Truckers
- Lil Cuyler doesn't appear in this episode, however her Meth Lab is seen at one point.
- This is the first and only musical episode, this episode also contains lot of references from previous episodes.
- This is the first of four half-hour episodes. (The others are being "Thou Shale Not Drill", "Dove In An Iron Cage." & "Muscadine Wine")
- This is the second episode that plays on the Squidbillies Volume 4 DVD.
- Also despite this episode being the season 5 finale, This is the second episode of the season to be produced, according to the Production Order on the Volume 4 DVD.
- The Deep Fried Pine Booby, from the episode "Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" reappears again.
- Early & Rusty firing at a squirrel with a bow & arrow, wearing a Banana Hunting Hat & a Pumpkin hunting hat is a reference to the Season 2 episode "Butt Trouble".
- Steve is revealed to work as a Salad Bar Waitress in this episode, his eyes are also revealed for the second time in a episode with the first one being "Armageddon It On!".
- The goldfish from the lake, that Early drained was recycled from "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen".
- The infamous serial killer founder of the Terrorist group of the Al-Qaedans "Osama bin Laden" is shown as a picture which is painted in blue paint by the Al-Qaedans & one of said his name was called Kenny Bin Loggins - "Highway to the dangerzone" this is due Rusty seeing the image.
- Glenn Beck is mentioned by Early as one of the few things he trusted.
- President Obama is mentioned again due to birth certificate since he was born in Hawaii by a Raccoon, it is mentioned as not be being a state however Hawaii is an actually United States State.
- The cake that Al-Qaedan's revealed is white, with pink icing, some pieces of icing make off nipples, it say's "Breast Wishes", the cake resembles naked woman Breasts, this is revealed to be Yellow Cake.
- The board that Early is on features references to previous episodes, like for example, Dan Halen's Symbol, Glug Logo & the Gum Logo From Boyd's Shop.
- Sheriff is revealed to have a "Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge" notebook.
- The blonde girls in bikini's with Early on the beach is a reference to "Holodeck Redneck".
- The man holding a Baby from "Terminus Trouble" & later "Velvet Messiah" being ran over by Early on his truck during the nighttime, is a reference to the Season 4 Premiere "Lerm", which in that episode they were ran over by Early & Lerm.
- Early also runs over a African & a deer, with the deer being killed & it's head being splattered is a reference to "Fatal Distraction".