Beware the Butt-Cutter is the second episode of the seventh season of Squidbillies, it first aired on July 29, 2012 on [Adult Swim].
Plot[]
The episode starts with the Sheriff asking Denny to take picture of him, While Denny states' Why it has to on your trouser trooper, While Sheriff claims that the woman he is dating online is from Ukrainian and part of their culture, while the fax machine sends in a paper saying that people were missing during a camping trip, As soon as they arrived Sheriff immediately ends the case and strips himself of his pants and told Denny to snap a photo while in position, When Denny snap the photo he a shocked at the photo as the photo had the missing people and their butts cut off and hanged, As Denny found a hat ( that looks like Early's ) stating ( I like 2 Stab Butts! ), While Sheriff is making dumb random guess on how could have done it, There was blood on a tree saying ( I'M NOT DUNN ) Sheriff was ready to go but Denny stated that he knows who could help them, he said' They say she talks to the dead, Because the billboard say so, ( Which is Granny Cuyler) At the Cuyler resident Granny wears a cloak while Rusty wears a bedsheet pretending to be a ghost, While Early shows up at starts threatening Granny stating that he will shut her up forever, but didn't mean it so he went back to cooking this mysterious meat that was on the grill, While sheriff was asking Early where he was last night The early states that he was at home while Granny and Rusty confirm that they haven’t seen him all night yesterday, Granny had another version saying that the woman was scared and she saw the eyes of the killer stating she can feel the hunger ( Which is really a con like way to get free stuff from sheriff )At the restaurant she was stating she was having visions and the trail led to a casino where she was betting and she caught Early using a death stare at her, Early was threatening Granny she lied about having a vision saying that the man they were chasing after was John Long Island Ice Tea, Sheriff and Denny bought it and left while Early was dragging Granny to the truck being scary and threatening to her, When they arrive back home Early ran away with a buck knife to the woods while Granny went to go find Rusty in the woods stating” shut up and take off that work uniform we gotta get!” In a bathroom Rusty is showing dying his hair and cutting out while Granny puts out a hobo uniform and they arrived on a truck going somewhere far away to get away from Early, While painting the new house they are now called the Goldens They got their new IDs and Granny told Rusty that he could never see his dad again until Early found them (Because they Just move next-door to Early’s house)
Early's Trucker Hats[]
- "I Like To Grab Butts!!"
Characters/Cast[]
- Early Cuyler (Unknown Hinson)
- Rusty Cuyler (Daniel McDevitt)
- Granny Cuyler (Dana Synder)
- Sheriff (Bobby Ellerbee)
- Dan Halen (Todd Hanson)
- Deputy Denny (Dave Willis)
- Glenn's Wife (No Lines)
- Thin Bank Employee
- Sheila
- Dougal County Citizens
- Jonathan Long (Dave Willis)
Trivia[]
- Dan Halen is revealed to be the Butt-Cutter, he seems to kill humans & use their butts, as he was wearing a butt suit, he framed Early Cuyler.
- A depiction of Frankenstein's Mother makes a cameo on Granny's billboard.
- The restaurant that Sheriff, Denny & Granny travel to is called "Catfish Castle" resembles the one from "Wing Nut" however there is a Catfish icon seen.
- The Goldens-berg are written by Rusty.
- Homosexuals is written on a sign of the rubber hose.