Billy Morton is a recurring character in Squidbillies.
He is a young boy that is armless and legless, who is also the captain of the local high school football team. His father gave him two-by-four wooden boards as replacement legs and two tree limbs as arms. Usually, Billy Morton appears as a background character in his appearances.
In "Rebel with a Claus", on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus misses Billy's house and accidently delivers a basketball hoop to Krystal instead, this basketball hoop was obviously a gift/present for Billy Morton.
In the episode "Velvet Messiah", Early, posing as Jesus Christ, attempts to "heal" him by smashing a bottle of Thoughtless gentleman brand drinking whiskey over his head.
In "Stop, Jammer Time", Billy seems to have turned to the dark side when he had to serve a court sentence for a "arm robbery."
- "This Show Is Called Squidbillies" (Debut)
- "Rebel with a Claus" (mentioned) (deleted Scene)
- "Condition: Demolition!"
- "The Okaleechee Dam Jam"
- "Mud Days and Cornfused" (drawing) (cameo)
- "God's Bro"
- "Dead Squid Walking"
- "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums"
- "Frivolacious Squidigation?" (cameo)
- "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine"
- "Velvet Messiah"
- "Snow Daddy"
- "Ballmart" (cameo)
- "Stop, Jammer Time"
- "Hetero-cephalo Agenda"
- "Taint Misbehavin'" (cameo)
- "A Walk to Dignity"
- "Hybrid to Hell"
- "Trackwood Race-ist"
- "Dove In An Iron Cage"
- "Ballad Of The Latrine Marine"
- "Debased Ball"
- "The War on The War on Christmas"
- "Dewey Two-ey"
- "Muscadine Wine"
- "Scorn on the 4th of July"
- "Ol' Hootie"
- "The Liceman Cometh" (Last Appearance)
Billy Morton has died a few times in the show.
- "This Show Is Called Squidbillies" - Ran over by a truck.
- "Sharif" - Skin melted off by Ice Wind.
- "Condition: Demolition!" - Burned to death.
- "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" - Falls down to a slide and later drowns in water in the Boiled Peanut Dome, which is flooded.
- "Mud Days and Cornfused" - Presumably drowns in corn field.
- "Snow Daddy" - Drowns in icy lake. (offscreen)
- Billy Morton was originally going to make a physical appearances in the episodes "Bubba Trubba", "Terminus Trouble", and "Rebel with a Claus" but were scrapped, though, he is mentioned in the latter episode.
- Deleted scenes featuring him in these episodes are available on the Volume One DVD.
- Billy's shirt was originally going to be colored brown instead of green.
- In the episode "Sharif", Billy's football has a skeleton, despite the ball being a object.