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Boyd is a soft-spoken, passive, elderly, bearded clerk of the local town convenience store. Early has robbed and shot him on numerous occasions, with Boyd aware the entire time who he is, but is too compliant to stop him. Despite being robbed constantly by Early, Boyd is friendly towards him.

In the episode "Krystal, Light", he even suggests Early take all his scratch-off tickets instead of picking only a few tickets to steal.

In the episode "Pile M for Murder", he is shown to be a member of the Dougal County zoning board along with Early and The Sheriff.

In the episode "Velvet Messiah", it is revealed that Boyd has a wife who he is apparently unable to satisfy anymore.

He stood up to Early in "Gun of a Son" by threatening him with a shotgun by shooting his bag off (with the shotgun pellets glazing his head too!).

In "Dove In An Iron Cage", Boyd was revealed to have leukemia, and he didn't any health insurance, so his wife shot him and blamed it on Rusty so she can collect life insurance, resulting into Boyd's death.

Boyd's latest and most recent appearance to date in the show is a non-speaking cameo in "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet", despite his death in "Dove In An Iron Cage." Like Reverend, Boyd's character has currently been retired from the show.

Boyd is voiced by Pete Smith, who previously worked with Adult Swim. Pete Smith retired from Adult Swim on September 28, 2017.


Boyd plays a minor role in numerous episodes, usually seen as a background character, or a victim of Early's actions. He is usually robbed for unknown reasons most of the time.



  • Early will at times pay for things in the store with money even when he robbed from the store.
  • His left hand being shot off is one of the series' running gags.
    • In "A Sober Sunday", after his left hand was shot off by Early, his left hand was replaced by a hook.
  • Its currently unknown who runs the convenience store after Boyd's death.