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Bubba is a minor character in Squidbillies.

Biography and Personality[]

Bubba is Russell "Rusty" Cuyler's grumpy boss with a very grumpy attiude that owns a corpse prep themed building called "Bubba's Discount Burials", that Rusty works at, as a morgue, and does the job at doing "grave-digging" while Bubba does corpse prep for dead bodies of people that have died, such as picking out a man's brain through his nasal cavity, which was over eight pounds.

During work, Bubba often gets mad at Rusty for not completing a certain task that needs to be done such as getting a late start on digging a hole for a coffin that got stuck in the sunroof of a vehicle, which he thought it was easier to get it out and later if he backed it in, which was meant for a funeral that Kyle Nubbins was preisting, which Rusty didn't want Nubbins to tell his boss about, he was also asking about some hearse keys, and Bubba telling him to get his "worthless" ass to doing the job of trying to relight the pilot of the building, which Rusty didn't do since it still smelled like gas in there, which Bubba did it instead. When Rusty mentioned that he nicked a rock or something, he told him that rocks don't make a hissing sound, and called him "stupid", as he busted a gas line to the crematorium, which he describes as a "pain in his ass", which was the cause of the pilot needing to being relighted.

With a very grumpty attitude, Bubba complained that it was "f**king" hot outside, and when stated "alway f**king gotta have it your way, goddamn it", when Rusty didn't relight the pilot and when Rusty decided to crack open a window, Bubba told him that he can go ahead and then said it as a "Typical millennial, always looking for the nearest exit when there's work to be done."

Death and Aftermath[]

Bubba was killed in an explosion after getting into the pilot for relight it.

After that, Rusty then became promoted to the job, and tried doing corpse prep on Bubba, by watching DIY Funeral Guy's video on this subject at home, but when Rusty does a incision on him, right under the belly button, Rusty is splattered by his blood, since Rusty skips most of the video and never drained Bubba's body. Bubba's funeral was also in 45 minutes and Rusty didn't know what to do. Later on, Early Cuyler and Rusty do corpse prep on him and his foot was cut off by Early.

During Bubba's funeral, it was turned into a Hawaiian themed funeral where Bubba's dead corpse was later made into a surfer prop by Early, where he made him dance, via small remote, since he hollowed out his plevis and jammed a paint mixer up his ass, and was carried by The Mexicans and used for a "pig pickin' luau."

Appearances[]

Trivia[]

  • Bubba's design somewhat resembles Mr. Butler from "Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind."
  • Bubba called Rusty "gravedigger" because of his gravedigger and Kyle Nubbins "preacher man", while the latter was mentioned when Bubba told Rusty to have the hole dug by the time Nubbins says "amen", or Bubba would snatch a knot in his skull.
  • During Bubba's memorial, Rusty stated that that Bubba was much loved in the community, yet only Sheriff, Glenn, and an unnamed man attend the funeral.

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