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Chad Ochocinco is a real-life football player that only appeared in "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine", he said to Rusty, "Hey, Rusty, Check this Out!", Rusty mentioned his name, Chad Ochocinco say's "I'm gonna do this after I score a touchdown next week, baby", Chad gets swallowed by a T-Rex, then is farted out, Chad then say's "Shocking The World", Rusty then say's "What are you doin' playin' college ball?", Chad say's "I love Sheetrock U, I been here nine years catching this pigskin, baby", Rusty mentioned "But, Uh, I thought he was, like, a pro or something", Dan Halen mentioned "What he chooses to do with his Saturdays is none of your or the NCAA's business", Chad mentioned "He's got an explosive collar on me, man, how am I supposed to operate like this?", Dan Halen comes & say's "Whoa-ho!, wait!, I thought we agreed that that was "bling", Chad mentioned "This Mother Fucking Ticks And Blinks All day, we didn't agree to anything!, I wrote the book!, I do it my --", he is shot by Dan Halen, his head falls off.

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