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Coolio is a real-life person who only appeared in "The Guzzle Bumpkin", he & Jason "Wee Man" Acuña, woke up Russell "Rusty" Cuyler on New Years Eve, who was involved in The Guzzles, Rusty told who are they ghosts, Coolio say's "Listen to this lil' punk, frontin' like he don't know who we are, Coolio! "Gangsta's Paradise", in the flesh, cuz!", Wee Man introduces himself to Rusty, Rusty told them if there ghosts, Coolio say's "What?!, Just 'cause I'm not in the news every day don't mean I'm dead, I'm just, taking a break, from the entertainment business, spending more time with my family, you know what I'm saying?", Rusty say's "What y'all doing here?", Coolio say's "Bumpkin, these Guzzle folks, don't have your best interests at heart, you remember my space-vampire movie, right?", Rusty told him about he made about 3,000 of them, Coolio say's "I did all my own stunts!, 'Cept for the ones the stunt man did, I did a commando roll and compressed three disks in my back, My gangsta walk wasn't quite as thuggish after that injury", after Wee Man explains the things he did, Wee Man told him not to do the New Years Eve Stunt, Bumpkin, which is 100 Grand, Wee Man told he could totally do the stunt, Rusty but told them that he can't do the stunt, Wee Man told him he could do the stunt again, for 100 Grand,Coolio say's "I could do the stunt!", Rusty worries about his New Years Eve Stunt about swimming into a giant pile of Dog Shit.

Later in the episode, Coolio, Wee Man & Steve Blumin are in the Guzzles, moved out with feeding the Starving Africans from Sub-Saharan Africa, they had to do it in three minutes or they're place is transformed into a skate park.

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