Dan Halen Sheet Rock International

Dan Halen Sheet Rock International is a large building and an industry owned by Dan Halen. According to Dan, the building is the largest building in "Appalachia" in the episode "Rich Dan, Poor Dan". The building is located in the middle of Dougal County, a town that he owns. This building has been featured in numerous episodes.

In the episode, "Rich Dan, Poor Dan", Dan Halen suffered from bankruptcy after not paying anything, Denny also had to let a group of Mexicans to take all of Dan Halen's possessions to the bank. The office of the building was eventually emptied out and everything in the room was abandoned.

Description[]

The building is a large workplace with many employee's working there, most notably; Early Cuyler, Glenn and Shawn Coleman. According to Dan Halen, he had over hundreds of employee's working for him. Every year Dan Halen Sheetrock International had to make their Sheetrock's thinner and thinner to make the knot, until the "paper-thin walls" came crashing into the building's walls.

Since the building is very large, the top of the building ends at the sky and reaches to the beginning of space. Sheriff and Deputy Denny also work for Dan Halen as part of the local law enforcement of the county.

Interior[]

Dan Halen has a office with a yellow desk and a chair, the walls are completely colored in browns, the building also has Dan Halen's logo on it, located pretty much anywhere. The building has other rooms such as a work office that has desks, shelves, a coffee machine where people usually get coffee from, the word "No" appearing red letters appears on the wall as a white card, papers/articles appear on a clipboard saying words such as "Choke", "Stop EEOE", "Kittens" and "Bunny Ys For Sale", with a small picture of a small rabbit below, and Glenn usually works in this office, which appears in many episodes of the show.

In the episode "Lerm", the coffee machine was replaced with a copier instead. A large room interior seen in "S12E5" and regular business rooms. The office also has a elevator used for transportation located in Dan's own office. Though, in the episode "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma", a coping machine was present.

Dan Halen's home was seen for the first time in "Rich Dan, Poor Dan", which could presumably part of the building. The home also had many possessions, which were taken away by the Mexicans.

Products[]

Many of the various products Dan Halen has owned, produced or has a possession of are:

Sheetrock's
Sheetrock mud
Sheetrock screws
Pharmaceuticals
Petroleum
Global mass media
Third world covert military operations
Laptop (Early urinated on Dan's laptop in "Take This Job & Love It")
Coffee Machine (seen in the work office)
Glug
Baby Hammock
Baby Deathtrap
Pocket Surgeon
Zesty Ranch Baby Tacos
Tote bags for smoking
Illegal cloning
Lottery
Machines
Bomb
Ice Wind
Appalachian temptation male body spray
Corn maze
Shuckey
Bubble gum on the cop
Gnawable ham bones
Shoe leather pizza purse
Dead man lamp statue
Skull piano
Three white tigers encased in glass
Photos of Dan Halen's history
Dan's volcano funland for winners
Hair Dryery
Mount Murder
Mythical creatures such as a Golden Griffin and Griffin
Exotic Pets
Mole People
North Georgia regional drawf toss
Banning Confederate flag imagery
Granite Caverns
Butt outfit (Butt-Cutter)
Rhino head
LEAF (Leaves Ever Autumn Forever), (also known as L.E.A.F.)

Appearances[]

"This Show Is Called Squidbillies"
"Take This Job & Love It"
"Office Politics Trouble"
"Butt Trouble"
"Double Truckin' the Tricky Two"
"Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble"
"Meth O.D. To My Madness"
"Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust"
"Burned and Reburned Again"
"Survival of the Dumbest" (flashback)
"A Sober Sunday"
"Webnecks"
"Beast Implants"
"Tween Steam"
"Sharif"
"Condition: Demolition!"
"The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" (office only)
"The Unbearable Heatness of Fire"
"Tuscaloosa Dumpling"
"Armageddon It On!"
"Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen"
"Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby"
"The Okaleechee Dam Jam"
"Pile M For Murder"
"Mud Days and Cornfused"
"Krystal, Light"
"Lerm" (office only)

Trivia[]

The work office was shown in an another building in the episode "The Unbearable Heatness of Fire", when Reptilian Aliens were stealing a water dispenser from the office, while Glenn was getting a drink.
In some episodes such as "Burned and Reburned Again", the building is present, sometimes the office in particular, but Dan Halen doesn't appear at all in the episode.
Dan Halen entire character is based off Eddie Van Halen and his band Van Halen.