The Dougal County Elementary School Chairman is a minor character in Squidbillies, he appeared in flashbacks for "A Walk To Dignity", he is the chairmen of the Dougal County school board & he is a heavy smoker as he is seen smoking, he hated the Appalachian Mud Squid species, he was later killed by Lung Cancer.
History[]
In flashbacks for "A Walk To Dignity", at The VFW, the chairman of Dougal County Elementary School, when Sheriff Sr. convinced the chairmen to let in Squids to the school board, the chairmen first lines are "Marine life ain't ought to be co--mingle-tating with our kind", Sheriff's father replies "Now hang on just a second, now I know these squid look stupid and smell bad and we hate 'em but they're not dumb beasts", Ga Ga Pee Pap is thrown in the all, Sheriff's father replies "I mean, they're not smart, by any stretch, either, but with some training and education, well, one day they could learn to pump our gas or maybe even work a paintbrush", later after Granny & Ga Ga's fight, the chairmen replies "All right!, quiet!, there ain't gonna be no sub-snatching, green-skinned freaks in Dougal County Schools! no, sir!, not on my watch!".
According to the Sheriff, that his watch wasn't very long, he came down with the Lung Cancer, and Conventional Medicine couldn't do any thing for him, the chairman, he say's "I hear that y'all Squids can suck the cancer clean out a man", Ga Ga replies "That's very true, come on in here and take your clothes off", they do the exact thing, Ga Ga say's "All right, there you go, I think we got it all", the chairman say's "That's it?, I'm cured", Ga Ga say's "You in full omission", the chairman say's "Praise God in Heaven above!, I'll tell you the things I said about Y'all almost makes me feel bad in some way", Early as a child asks "So I get to go to the Human School now?", the chairman replies "No, No, No, God, No, My Kids go to that school", Ga Ga replies "How about us take a quarter and call it even?", the chairman say's "Will you take it in nickels?", Ga Ga replied "We take nickels, yeah, oh!", he starts laughing while throwing coins at him, the chairman replies "I got a new league on life!", the chairman died two days later of Lung Cancer, a younger version of Dr. Cock covers him up, Sheriff's father went ahead & forced the chairman's signature on the document that said you could attend school.
Appearances[]
- "A Walk To Dignity" (Debut)
- "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" (Last Appearance) (cameo on a picture)
Trivia[]
- A picture of the Chairman from "A Walk To Dignity" makes a cameo in "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" seen in the "Fact Shack" as a conspiracy, text saying "Dar Council".