Dr. Wu is a minor character in Squidbillies. He is an animal doctor at the Animal Research Center who appears in "Lipstick On A Squid". He is voiced by Mike Schatz of ATHF.
History[]
In "Lipstick On A Squid", Dr. Wu first appears, his first lines are "Hey, guys, how we doing today?", Early mentioned if his vision gonna return soon, Dr. Wu chuckles & say's "I don't know about that, I'm Dr. Wu, We met yesterday, I was examining your blood work, and did you know you share over 99% of the same DNA as humans?", Early mentioned "You gonna try to give my job opportunity to a damn human?!, That's describulation!", Dr. Wu chuckles, Dr. Wu say's "No, no we would never test any of this on people but unlike chimps & pigs, you can actually tell us how you're feeling", Early mentioned he was hornier as hell, everyone agreed, Dr. Wu said "And, uh, occasionally that feedback is valuable, That's why I want to promote you guys out of cosmetics and into pharmaceuticals, we're doing some groundbreaking clinical trials on Pitchatentix for erectile dysfunction", Early mentioned he loved drugs, just as much as any twice-convicted felon according to Early, after Granny mentioned pigs, Dr. Wu say's "We actually just buy the pigs from the former, so I'll tell you what, I'll throw in some corncobs and refuse for you to wallow in, how's that's?", Early & Granny get excited, Later Dr. Wu say's "All right, well, let's get you into the iso-booth", Early & Granny run off, Rusty say's "Dr. Wu, I think I'm just gonna chill here with my bro Devin in Cosmetics".
Later while Early & Granny are being experimented on, Dr. Wu & his assistant study them, Later Early in trapped in a mouse maze, Dr. Wu say's "Maybe the Pitchatentix is diverting too much blood from his blood into his genitals", Dr. Wu's female assistant say's "We can't make the maze any easier, if we take down the divider it will just be a room", Dr. Wu talks to Early, "Early, do you feel that the medication has affected you cognitive ability?", Early told what he was saying, Dr. Wu explains "Like, what you call the brain ghosts".
Next morning, after Prosperity & Rusty burned down the Animal Research Center, Dr. Wu & his female assistants are seen, after Early & Granny complain about what happen to the lab, for example the cheese, Dr. Wu say's "They're still investigating, they think it's arson", Early wanted to noticed the Pitchatenix, "We was on the cusp of a breakthrough" said Early, Dr. Wu say's "No, actually, we weren't", Early told him he needed pills, Dr. Wu told him he didn't know, where were the drugs were, Early told him to get him the pills, Dr. Wu say's "No", Early mentioned he was addicted, Dr. Wu replies "Are you high right now, Mr. Cuyler?", Early mentioned it was the whole point of it.
Appearances[]
- "Lipstick On A Squid" (Only Appearance)