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Early's Beak is a minor character in Squidbillies.
Description[]
Early's Beak is Early Cuyler's own genitalia, and not his mouth, that is part of Early's body. Despite being Early's beak, this beak only appears in the episode "There's Sucker Porn Every Minute." The beak is blue, it also has a mouth and tongue apparently, which can speak with a voice.
Early's beak was first seen in a porn-o video, that was filmed at the Motel, involving him and Krystal, where Early accidently shows his beak for the whole world to see.
Early almost tried to cut off his own beak with a knife, while responding with a "What are you doing?", then replies with "No!", at least two times. Granny Cuyler then told Early not to cut off his own beak, which is his own moneymaker. The beak then claims "that's right" and told Early to "listen to the purple one", in which, Granny was seeing the comments of the porn-o video, which are blowing up, and told him to check.
After Early hears after the comments of "Buff Beakman" and "CalamariCop", with the latter posting raindrops and eggplants, the beak then smiles. Early also looks at some tattoo fan-art of himself and his beak on his cellphone. After Russell "Rusty" Cuyler tells Early that posting pornography is a fetish thing for weirdos with problems, Early thought Rusty had a touch of beak envy. Despite Rusty telling him not embrace this, Early shows his beak again, and his beak tells him to "Keep clutching your pearls, ya puritan!", "I'm gonna keep doing me!", which Rusty mentions that his mama is using him.
When leaving the house, Early calls him "beaky", and the beak tells him "that's right!", "Beaks out, freaks out."
Early ends making illegal pornography in Dougal County, as a series of videos. Sheriff and Deputy Denny end up watching a video that features Early swimming in a bathtub, and his beak shows up in the video to tell any viewers to not to forget to hit a like and to subscribe, which it claims that it helps "us" out. This surprises both Sharif and Denny, considering that Early is very "beak-shy", even when he exposes it to women, and makes sure to hide his own beak, not even let Sharif do a cavity-search on the beak,
Early's beak also shows up in Church, telling Early to "plug the site" when showing the porn website "There'sSuckerPornEveryMinute.com", on his cellphone, and a section of all of the videos that he made and posted on that said website to Kyle Nubbins.
The beak shows up again after Rusty cuts off Early's tentacles, which turns off a Japanese man, taking away Early's tentacles that were cut off his body, as Early tells him that he still has a beak, the beak then shows up and says the same "that's right!", "Beaks out, freaks out" sentence from earlier, however, the man, in the door of the motel, claims "Yeah" but he isn't a beak man and leaves, while shutting the door.
Gallery[]
.png "Early covering his beak, seen on cellphone (18+).png (991 KB)")
.png "Early's Beak (18+).png (388 KB)")
.png "Early's Beak smiling (18+).png (248 KB)")
.png "Early seeing a fan tattoo of himself and his beak on his cellphone (18+).png (886 KB)")
.png "An another tattoo of Early and his beak on his cellphone (18+).png (883 KB)")
.png "The third picture of tattoos of Early and his beak that he looks at on his cellphone (18+).png (832 KB)")
.png "Early showing his beak to Rusty (18+).png (1.18 MB)")
_(18%2B).png "Early's Beak from Early's backside and butt (looks distrubing) (18+).png (775 KB)")
.png "Early and his beak in this video, in the bathtub (18+).png (1.02 MB)")
.png "Early in church, with his beak sticking out (18+).png (1.14 MB)")
