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This is an episode list for the Adult Swim series, Squidbillies. As of 2020, 123 episodes of Squidbillies have aired over Twelve full seasons, making it the longest running show on adult swim since Aqua Teen Hunger Force, now with a announcement of a thirteen Season, this new 13th season of the show may aired sometime in 2020, also Seasons 1-8 are available on DVD.

This list is ordered by the episodes' original air-dates.

Series Overview


Season

Episodes

Originally Aired

DVD Release

Volume

Release Date

Discs

1

6

2005

1

October 16, 2007

2

2

14

2006

3

20

2008

2

April 21, 2009

2

4

10 2009

3

July 6, 2010 1
5 10

2010

4 June 21, 2011 1
6 10 2011 5 August 7, 2012 1
7 6 2012 6 March 17, 2015 2
8 9 2013
9 10 2014 N/A N/A N/A
10 9 2016 N/A N/A N/A
11 10 2017 N/A N/A N/A
12 9 2019 N/A N/A N/A

Episode listEdit

Season 1: 2005Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1

1

"This Show Is Called Squidbillies"

October 16, 2005 Retalent: September 2nd 2019

101

Introducing America's favorite animated family.

2

2

"Take This Job and Love It"

October 23, 2005

102

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

3

3

"School Days, Fool Days"

October 30, 2005

103

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

4

4

"Chalky Trouble"

November 6, 2005

104

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

5

5

"Family Trouble"

November 13, 2005

105

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

6

6

"Office Politics Trouble"

November 20, 2005

106

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Season 2: 2006Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1

7

"Government Brain Voodoo Trouble"

September 18, 2006

107

Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Not starring Charles Napier.

2

8

"Butt Trouble"

September 15, 2006

108

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

3

9

"Double Truckin' the Tricky Two"

October 2, 2006

109

Early does his part to support Georgia public education.

4

10

"Swayze Crazy"

October 9, 2006

110

The squids meet a legless drifter. Not featuring Patrick Swayze.

5

11

"Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble"

October 16, 2006

111

Early's party hat enrages God.

6

12

"Meth O.D. to My Madness"

October 23, 2006

112

Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.

7

13

"The Tiniest Princess"

October 30, 2006

113

A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.

8

14

"Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust"

November 6, 2006

114

Granny cheats death for another week.

9

15

"Bubba Trubba"

November 13, 2006

115

Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.

10

16

"Burned and Reburned Again"

November 20, 2006

116

Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.

11

17

"Terminus Trouble"

November 27, 2006

117

Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.

12

18

"Survival of the Dumbest"

December 11, 2006

119

Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life.

13

19

"A Sober Sunday"

December 18, 2006

118

Early circumvents state law.

14

20

"Rebel with a Claus"

December 25, 2006

120

Early ruins Christmas.

Season 3: 2008Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1

21

"Webnecks"

January 20, 2008

201

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

2

22

"Beast Implants"

January 27, 2008

202

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

3

23

"Tween Steam"

February 3, 2008

203

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

4

24

"Wing Nut"

February 10, 2008

204

Early’s DNA is finally put to good use.

5

25

"Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'"

February 17, 2008

205

Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

6

26

"Earth Worst"

February 24, 2008

206

The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

7

27

"The Good One"

March 2, 2008

207

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

8

28

"Sharif"

March 9, 2008

208

Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

9

29

"Condition: Demolition!"

March 9, 2008

209

After accompanying his father to "Make your child do work day," Rusty enters a demolition derby.

10

30

"The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma"

March 16, 2008

210

A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal county.

11

31

"The Unbearable Heatness of Fire"

March 23, 2008

211

The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home.

12

32

"Tuscaloosa Dumpling"

April 6, 2008

212

Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity.

13

33

"Armageddon It On!"

April 13, 2008

213

The Rapture occurs and various Dougal county residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not.

14

34

"Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen"

April 20, 2008

214

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

15

35

"Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby"

April 27, 2008

215

Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird.

16

36

"An Officer and a Dental Dam"

May 4, 2008

216

After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee.

17

37

"The Okaleechee Dam Jam"

May 11, 2008

217

When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

18

38

"Pile M for Murder"

May 18, 2008

219

Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no money for gas money to go muddin'.

19

39

"Mud Days and Cornfused"

May 25, 2008

218

Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze.

20

40

"Krystal, Light"

June 8, 2008

220

Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Coincidentally, both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her.

Season 4: 2009Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1

41

"Lerm"

May 17, 2009

401

An accident leads to rage, leads to friendship, leads to love, leads to murder, leads to political success.

2

42

"The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube"

May 24, 2009

402

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

3

43

"The Fine Ol’ Solution"

May 31, 2009

403

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

4

44

"Anabolic-holic"

June 7, 2009

404

Rusty finds out that steroids have no repercussions

5

45

"Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind"

June 14, 2009

405

The oldest living confederate widow tells about her past flings.

6

46

"The Big Gay Throwdown"

June 21, 2009

406

Sheriff goes undercover as a gay man.

7

47

"Atone Deaf"

June 28, 2009

407

After a night of drinking, Early rethinks about his past actions.

8

48

"God's Bro"

June 28, 2009

408

After Dan Halen builds a portal, God's brother visits.

9

49

"Reunited, And It Feels No Good"

July 05, 2009

409

Early's brother Durwood Cuyler visits the family.

10

50

"Not Without My Cash Cow!"

July 05, 2009

410

The Cuyler's feed off some media coverage of the "missing" Rusty.

Season 5: 2010Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1 51 "Need for Weed" May 16, 2010 501
The discovery of Lil's secret marijuana operation brings jamband Widespread Panic to Dougal County.
2 52 "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler" May 23, 2010 502
Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.
3 53 "Dead Squid Walking" May 30, 2010 503
Rusty receives a treasure map from his grandfather in prison.
4 54 "Young, Dumb, and Full of Gums" June 6, 2010 504
Dan Halen tells everyone in Dougal County that Obama is putting "Fluoride" and other mind-bending drugs in the water supply to sterilize the town.
5 55 "Holodeck Redneck" June 13, 2010 505
Advances in holodeck technology allow Early to visit Florida.
6 56 "Frivolous Squidigation" June 20, 2010 506
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
7 57 "Fatal Distraction" June 27, 2010 507
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.
8 58 "Clowny Freaks" July 4, 2010 508
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
9 59 "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine" July 11, 2010 509
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, while Early tries to profit from Rusty's talent.
10 60 "America: Why I Love Her" July 18, 2010 510
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the United States of America, while defending Dougal County against al-Qaeda's plot to invade Alabama.

Season 6: 2011Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1 61 "Asbestos I Can" September 11, 2011 503
Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.
2 62 "Class of '86" September 18, 2011 504
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
3 63 "Velvet Messiah" September 25, 2011 505
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.
4 64 "The Big E" October 2, 2011 506
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
5 65 "Keeping It in the Family Way" October 9, 2011 507
Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.
6 66 "Snow Daddy" October 16, 2011 508
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
7 67 "Ballmart" October 23, 2011 509
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
8 68 "The Pharaoh's Wad" October 30, 2011 510
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
9 69 "Return 0f Gaga Pee Pap" November 6, 2011 511
A terminally ill GaGa Pee Pap returns to make peace with his family before death, and also to "get them again" one more time.
10 70 "Trucked Up!" November 13, 2011 512
After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

Season 7: 2012Edit

Total

Title

Original airdate

Production code

1 71 "Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D" July 22, 2012 702
Months after the events of Keeping It in the Family Way, Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the child he is about to have with Tammi.
2 72 "Beware the Butt-Cutter" July 29, 2012 701
When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town’s stupidest citizen for help.
3 73 "Squidbilly Manfishing" August 6, 2012 704
Early gets plastic surgery to improve his self esteem.
4 74 "Green and Sober" August 13, 2012 703
Lil tries her hand at sobriety, Early does everything in his power to prevent it.
5 75 "The Legend of Kid Squid" August 20, 2012 705
Early goes on an ATM-stealing spree and blames it on Rusty. The Sherriff and Denny set out to find the culprit.
6 76 "From Russia with Stud" August 27, 2012 706
Sherriff orders a Russian bride online.

Season 8: 2013 Edit

1. Total Title Original airdate Production code
1 77 "Granite Caverns" August 11, 2013 801
Dan Halen's most recent business venture takes off when he advertises Rusty's chalk art as cave drawings created by ancient aliens.
2 78 "Ga-Ga-Ghost" August 18, 2013 802
The ghost of Ga Ga Pee Pap returns to bond with Early.
3 79 "The Inkubator Lives!" August 25, 2013 803
Rusty moonlights as a crime fighter ignoring Tammi and his son.
4 80 "Drone to the Bone" September 8, 2013 804
Rusty gets a job piloting drones only to have Early face off against them.
5 81 "A Jailhouse Divided" September 15, 2013 805
Denny challenges Sheriff for his job.
6 82 "Stop, Jammer Time" September 22, 2013 806
A new judge sets out to punish lawbreakers.
7 83 "Thou Shale Not Drill" September 29, 2013 807
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.
8 84 "The Squid Stays in the Picture" October 6, 2013 808
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.
9 85 "Gun of a Son" October 13, 2013 809
Early accidentally shoots Rusty while drunk.

Season 9: 2014 Edit

1. Total Title Original airdate Production code
1 86 "Hetero-cephalo Agenda" September 21, 2014 901
Early protests gay marriage, marrying a paint can and ultimately an Appalachian black bear in the process.
2 87 "Limbitless" September 28, 2014 902
Early discovers to his delight that he can scam Dan Halen for money by injuring himself on the job.
3 88 "Taint Misbehavin'" October 5, 2014 903
Dan Halen is diagnosed with taint cancer which ultimately leads to adopting/converting Kemetism as his religion and building a pyramid.
4 89 "Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water" October 12, 2014 904
Rusty questions his son's paternity, while Tammi dates Denny.
5 90 "Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!" October 19, 2014 905
Early builds a doomsday bunker and decides to bring down society to avoid paying for it.
6 91 "A Walk to Dignity" October 26, 2014 906
Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers.
7 92 "Granny Hotfoot" November 9, 2014 907
After getting caught trying to steal apples, the Cuylers are forced into pig races.
8 93 "Sheriff-in-law" November 16, 2014 908
Early marries the Sheriff's invalid mother.
9 94 "Hybrid to Hell" November 23, 2014 909
Early protests hybrid power by rolling coal in his truck-boat-truck. When it runs out of fuel, Rusty and the Sheriff take his truck to a used car dealer (hoping to get rid of it) and use the money to buy Early an electric car.
10 95 "Jose, Can You? Si!" November 30, 2014 910
Early faces deportation... right after yelling at Hispanics to leave the USA. The Sheriff asks Early for a birth certificate and social security number but his mother (Granny) can't give him one because she gave birth to him in international waters while she was prostituting herself at Navy ships. Early is deported and returns to marry his mother in an attempt to regain citizenship. At the wedding and the end of the episode, one of the Hispanic men from the beginning tell the Sheriff that the marriage was unnecessary, because his mother is a citizen and therefore so is Early.

Season 10: 2016 Edit

1. Total Title Original airdate Production code
1 96 "Lipstick On A Squid" July 10, 2016 1001
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
2 97 "Southern Pride and Prejudice" July 17, 2016 1002
Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression. Dan Halen bans the sale and display of the Confederate flag, angering the Cuyler family. Early joins EBISSE, the Esteemed Brotherhood of the Institute of Southern Self Esteem. Rusty discovers that squids were slaves in the old days in the South and tells Early. His father resists the truth at first, but eventually removes his Confederate flag tattoo on his face, telling the tattoo artist that it's racist.
3 98 "Trackwood Race-ist" July 24, 2016 1003
Early battles his grandson, Randy, in a Woody scout pine car derby. Early makes a truck-boat-truck car and Rusty makes a plain wooden car with sap clogging the wheels. Early beats Rusty during practice. Later that night, Rusty makes modifications to the car (which is against the rules). The next day, Rusty wins against half of the racers while Early beats the other half. The two Cuylers face off but Rusty wins when Early's cheating attempt fails. Despite winning by speed, Early wins by rule because a hot dog piece that he told Granny to shoot hits his truck-boat-truck by accident. In the end, everyone gets a trophy and a pizza and Early storms out saying "Goshdam millennials!"
4 99 "The Peep" July 31, 2016 1004
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.
5 100 "Vicki" August 7, 2016 1005
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
6 101 "Cephalo-ectomy" August 14, 2016 1006
Randy is bullied at school because of his squid tentacles. Early and Granny teach Randy how to use his tentacles to fight back. The next day, Randy violently hurts two bullies by ramming his tentacles up their butts and through their mouths. This leads to fear in the school and Tammi tells the three Cuylers that she's talked to the doctor about surgically removing Randy's squid parts. This surprises them and Early asks Tammi for 24 hours to show her that Randy is a good squid. He teaches Randy how to get out of work, to disobey orders, to rob Boyd's store, and demonstrates squirting ink when angry. When Randy fails to squirt ink at a cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton, Early and Granny become indifferent and tell Rusty to "let his mama cut off them wigglers...He ain't one of us." Rusty and Randy leave and Rusty tells Tammi that she's right, surgery is the best option, but she informs him that the surgery is too expensive for her to afford. Wanting to provide for his son, Rusty steals one of his father's trucks and sells it online. Unfortunately, Randy's surgery doesn't help anything as his tentacles grow back. Early wakes up and calls the Sheriff to search for his truck. Deputy Denny shows up driving the truck, revealing that he bought it online. Early and Denny argue and draw their guns, causing Sharif to draw two pistols. A Mexican standoff ensues, with no one shooting. Denny explains (after a lot of yelling) that Rusty sold the truck to him online but Early refuses to believe it. Rusty walks up and reveals that he actually did, saying "because I'm a squid: I steal, I don't take orders from nobody." Early tells his son that he's proud of him, knowing "you was always a good squid." Taking advantage of the distraction, Denny rides off in the truck, hoping to keep it. Early, Rusty, and Randy follow. Denny leaps out of his house with his pistols drawn just as Early is breaking into his truck. Randy sprays ink all over Denny, then inserts his tentacles up Denny's butt and through his mouth, then beats him. This makes the other two squids happy until blood starts pouring. Early drives the three of them home.
7 102 "Greener Pastor" August 21, 2016 1007
Early gets drunk and argues with a peaceful goateed stranger at the Waffle Barn. He injures himself by walking in front of a car, preventing the two from fighting each other. Early appears in church the next day, bandaged in multiple places, and brags about beating up the stranger, forcing him to buy him dinner and drive him home, none of which is true. Then the stranger steps to the front of the church and introduces himself as Kyle Nubbins, the new pastor, saying the reverend had left to go to "a better place....First Presbyterian of Blue Ridge." Kyle then plays his guitar and invites the church's congregation to a potluck in the evening. Early and Granny talk to each other at home about their dislike for Nubbins at home. At the potluck, Early accuses Kyle of being "pissed off" about losing the Waffle Barn fight the night before and throws food on the ground while cursing and insulting Nubbins. He leaves, taking food for himself when the Sheriff intervenes. Later on, the Cuylers show up to the church's fundraiser and Early dunks Nubbins in a tub of water without throwing the ball at the target, then points his sawed-off shotgun at Nubbins. Kyle quietly talks to Early, saying he understands Early's anger and instability and that alcohol won't help him. Early is baptized, then reveals that he hasn't changed as he steals all the fundraiser money. In church, Nubbins tells the congregation to close their eyes and allow the thief to return the money. When they open their eyes, however, not only did Early not return the money, he also steals Kyle's guitar. This reveals an ugly side of the pastor, cursing when he realizes that his "12 string" is gone. Nubbins walks up on Early, who is playing the guitar and singing at the Cuyler house. Early camoflouges himself, but forgets that his hat and the guitar reveal his position. Kyle rams Early against the wall and begins to choke him. The two calm down and meet in the church gym for a pushing contest in Sumo wrestler suits, which is Early's idea. However, Rusty (in the legs of the Cuyler suit) walks backwards, out of the circle. Sheriff tearfully tells Early that Early has to leave town, as he promised, but Early refuses, saying "I love this town with all of my heart, and it would take a 220 sasquatch to drag me from this town." The Sheriff then straps Early to a dog, which drags him away. Nubbins (apparently satisfied) walks off, saying to the crowd "We'll see you in church."
8 108 "Squash B'Gosh" October 30, 2016 1008
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
9 104 "Thanks-Taking" November 20, 2016 1009
Rusty's new friend is invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

Season 11: 2017 Edit

1. Total Title Original airdates Production code
1 105 "Dove In An Iron Cage" October 15, 2017 1101
Rusty fills in for the murder of Boyd.
2 106 "The Guzzle Bumpkin" October 22, 2017 1102
Rusty goes as the Guzzle Bumpkin, but things take a violent turn for the worse.
3 107 "Jacksonville Jackass" October 29, 2017 1103
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
4 108 "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" November 5, 2017 1104
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory proves false.
5 109 "Ballad of the Latrine Marine" November 12, 2017 1105
Making the ladies' room safe from men who believe they are women.
6 110 "Debased Ball" November 19, 2017 1106
Early exploits himself for attention.
7 111 "Tortuga de Mentiras" November 26, 2017 1107
Everyone lies and all of the houses burn.
8 112 "Duel of the Dimwits" December 3, 2017 1108
Earl reignites a family feud with a clan of neighboring hicks that were burying their patriarch Dewey Sr, whose affair with Granny started the feud in the first place.
9 113 "The War on The War on Christmas" December 10, 2017 1109
Merry Christmas said 14 times.
10 114 "Dewey Two-ey" December 17, 2017 1110
Continuing where "Duel of the Dimwits" left off, Dewey Jr. makes Early's life miserable in ways that include tricking him into opening a taqueria mere feet from his own made before marrying Granny.

Season 12: 2019 Edit

1. Total Title Original airdate Production code
1 115 "Forever Autumn" August 11, 2019 1201
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
2 116 "Galvin" August 11, 2019 1202
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.
3 117 "Muscadine Wine" August 18, 2019 1203
Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.
4 118 "The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain" August 25, 2019 1204
Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.
5 119 "Rich Dan, Poor Dan" August 25, 2019 1205
Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.
6 120 "Cooler-Heads Prevail" September 8, 2019 1206
Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.
7 121 "Blue Lives Battered" September 8, 2019 1207
A social media stunt nearly costs Sheriff his life.
8 122 "There's Sucker Porn Every Minute" September 15, 2019 1208
Early lets his beak flag fly.
9 123 "Events by Russell" September 15, 2019 1209
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business, leading to a last call for action.
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