The Bashatizing Smash Master is a gigantic robotic monster made entirely out of vehicles only seen in the episode "Condition: Demolition!". The monster is a deadly, legendary and ultimate truck eater described by Dan Halen. Early's son, Rusty was forced to defeat the monster and win a iPod in a demolition derby.
Though, the monster's existence is revealed to a hallucination. In realty, all of the characters were hallucinating by illegal testing of very dangerous body spray in the stadium, according to Granny, which is called "Appalachian temptation male body spray", but its appearance resembles Ice Wind.
Appearance[]
The monster is extremely large, and full of machinery from various vehicles. Has red eyes and light, bloody machinery teeth, a tail with a engine on it, and a helicopter for one of its hands. The monster has a police car and ambulance for his feet. It's body is covered with engines, motors, and gears. The smash master has a semi-truck for a head with sharp teeth covered with some blood on its mouth. One of its arms has a mechanic claw with some blood on it. The monster is colored in various colors such as red, orange, blues, lime greens, grays, browns, and yellows.
Abilities[]
The monster has various abilities seen in the episode. He is seen destroying the seats of Dan Halen's stadium due to its enormous size and can easily damage other property such as Sheriff's police car, (even killing people such as Sheriff by crushing him with his foot and breaking the seats of half of the stadium that people were sitting on, leading them fall off) and even carried the boat part of Early's truck-boat-truck. The monster can fire lasers out of its eyes, which blows up Rusty's truck-boat-truck. The monster, while speaks in "English" language, and he also communicates by monstrous roars, such as roaring like a bull.
Questions[]
The Smash Master asks a few questions to Early and Rusty.
- "Hi, can I just take a couple of minutes of your time?", "I have a few short questions, you don't mind, right?", "You could win an iPod".
- Question One;
- "Is your household income?"
- A: $0-$40
- B: $41 to $10,00
- C: $10,000 to unlimited dollars
- "It's probably "A", I'm gonna go ahead and say "A".
- "Is your household income?"
- Question Two;
- "Would you use Appalachian temptation male body spray "A" once a day, "B". Three times a day, or "C". At all, times all day, every day until the end of days?"
- "Super, now, inbred flotsam, please put your address and phone number. If you know how to write on each card".
Appearances[]
- "Condition: Demolition!" (Only Appearance)
Trivia[]
- This is the second character in the series, that is revealed to be a hallucination, with the first one being Rusty's Hallucinations from the episode "Wing Nut".
- Oddly enough, the dramatic music that plays in the background when the monster appears onscreen later plays in the episode "Events by Russell" at The Jiggle Hut.
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