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Glenn is a reoccurring character and the co-worker of Early Cuyler for Dan Halen Sheet Rock International in Squidbillies


An employee at Dan Halen Industries. He is often assaulted by Early at work or at home. He is often a victim of Early's many antics, with his wife, Donna caught in between. He shows more annoyance than loathing for Early. He is very protective of his wife whom Early often stalks and tries to seduce. In "Pile M for Murder" it is shown that he gets along with his boss Dan Halen, even tolerating and supporting Halen's murderous tendencies.

In the Adultswim.com exclusive episode "Glenn's Revenge". His character is expanded upon considerably. It's revealed Glenn harbors a rivalry against Early (which escalates to Glenn fantasizing about killing Early), he's not well known around the office (with a another employee saying he's met him a dozen times and still doesn't know what his name is), he has a penchant for playing video games and smarting off at ten-year-old's, he watches television and eats ice cream when he's rejected by his wife (also providing the first front-direct shot of him in the series), he can bore even the amicable Sheriff (providing also the first time the Sheriff has had major interaction with him), he is currently 41 years old, and he had a Space Ghost lunchbox (that his mother said grew legs and ran away).

In the episode One Man Banned, it is revealed Glenn and his wife have divorced.



  • Glenn sounded different in his debut episode, he was voiced by Todd Barry instead, the same actor who voiced Dr. Bug in "Family Trouble" and "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust".
  • The first two seasons are the lowest amount of his appearances in a season, as he only appeared in his debut episode in season one, and three episodes in season two.
    • Ironically, he appears commonly in seasons 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11, and 12.
  • Like Deputy Denny and many other characters, he is voiced by the co-creator of Squidbillies, Dave Willis.