Donna

Donna
Mom, Mamma, Mama,
Full Name	Donna (in "Office Politics Trouble")
Birthday	October 11, 1965 (age 58)
Location	Dougal County
Role	Unknown
First Appearance	Take This Job & Love It
Voice Actor	Melissa Warrenburg (ep. 14) Dana Swanson (current)
Species	Human
Hair Color	Blonde
Occupation	School Teacher (in "Taint Misbehavin'") Caterer (in "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet") Owner of a fashion business (in "Galvin")
Family	Glenn (ex-husband) Glenn's Children (children) Billie/Biscuit (pet) Ex-husband (possibly named "Jerry" or "Steve") An unnamed twin sister An unnamed mother An unnamed father Unnamed sisters Unnamed brothers

Donna is Glenn's blonde-haired former spouse, and a recurring character on Squidbillies.

Character

She is frequently the target of sexual harassment and she has been repeatedly stalked by Early (and even Rusty on one occasion). Though she tells Glenn she isn't interested in Early, at one point In the episode "Tuscaloosa Dumpling", Early and Rusty ring her doorbell for hours on end while catcalling her until the doorbell battery runs out. Glenn asks if Donna loves Early to which Donna replies that "he's stalking me - remember the guy who filled our mailbox with dead squirrels?".

As Early and Rusty leave, she quietly whispers in Early's direction (and out of his and Glenn's earshot): "call me?", from her window to Early and Rusty (hinting at the possibility she is unfaithful or secretly likes the idea of being stalked).

In the episode "Asbestos I Can", Glenn's wife actually gives Early "oral sex" by sucking two of his tentacles, one which may be an unused second penis (see episode "Frivolacious Squidigation"), after Early convinces everyone he is terminally ill. However, in the episode "Greener Pastor", Glenn's wife denies Glenn a "handjob" during a prayer at church service.

Glenn's wife has an exact lookalike who is married to a regular background character. First seen in "Take This Job and Love It," and they have been routinely spotted together in multiple episodes and every season since. Whether this is yet another example of a Dougal County clone, or a twin sister, or Glenn's-Wife herself living a double life, has never been clarified. Early refers to one of these women as "Donna" in the episode, "Office Politics Trouble." Yet again, whether this character is actually Glenn's Wife, was not clarified.

Appearances

• "Take This Job and Love It" (Debut)
• "Office Politics Trouble"
• "Double Truckin' the Tricky Two" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust"
• "The Tiniest Princess" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Bubba Trubba"
• "Burned and Reburned Again" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "A Sober Sunday"
• "Webnecks" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Good One" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Sharif" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Condition: Demolition!" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma"
• "Tuscaloosa Dumpling"
• "Armageddon It On!" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Okaleechee Dam Jam"
• "Pile M for Murder"
• "Mud Days and Cornfused"
• "Krystal, Light"
• "Lerm"
• "The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Fine Ol’ Solution"
• "Anabolic-holic"
• "God's Bro"
• "Not Without My Cash Cow!" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler"
• "Dead Squid Walking"
• "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums"
• "Frivolacious Squidigation?"
• "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine"
• "America: Why I Love Her"
• "Asbestos I Can"
• "Class of '86"
• "Velvet Messiah"
• "The Big E"
• "Snow Daddy" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Ballmart
• "Return of Gaga Pee Pap" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Trucked Up! 2: Glenn's Revenge
• "Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Beware the Butt-Cutter" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "The Legend of Kid Squid" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "From Russia with Stud" (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• "Ga-Ga-Ghost"
• "A Jailhouse Divided"
• "Stop, Jammer Time"
• "Thou Shale Not Drill"
• "Hetero-Cephalo Agenda"
• "Taint Misbehavin'"
• "Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!"
• "A Walk To Dignity"
• "Granny Hotfoot"
• "Hybrid to Hell"
• "The Peep"
• "Greener Pastor"
• "Dove In An Iron Cage"
• "Ballad of the Latrine Marine"
• "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet"
• "Debased Ball"
• "Tortuga de Mentiras"
• "The War on The War on Christmas"
• "Dewey Two-ey"
• "Galvin"
• "Muscadine Wine"
• "The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain"
• "Rich Dan, Poor Dan"
• "Cooler-Heads Prevail"
• "There's Sucker Porn Every Minute"
• "Events by Russell"
• "One Man Banned"
• "Let ’er R.I.P."
• "The Liceman Cometh" (Last appearance, cameo)

Trivia

• Her first name is Donna, as revealed in "Office Politics Trouble".
• Glenn's Wife with brown colored hair appears in the episode "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma", its unknown if she is same person or a clone of her. In fact, clones and duplicates of Glenn's Wife with different colored hair appear in a couple of episodes such as "Condition: Demolition!", "Not Without My Cash Cow!" "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums" and "Velvet Messiah."

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