"Krystal, Light" is the Twentieth & Final episode of the third season of Squidbillies. It first aired on June 8, 2008 on [Adult Swim].
Plot[]
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her.
Early's Trucker Hats[]
- "Laugh So I Can See 'Em Bounce!!!"
Characters/Cast[]
- Early Cuyler (Unknown Hinson)
- Russell "Rusty" Cuyler (Daniel McDevitt)
- Sheriff (Bobby Ellerbee)
- Dan Halen (Todd Hanson)
- Krystal (Mary Kraft)
- Boyd (Pete Smith)
- Glenn's Wife (Dana Swanson) (No Lines)
- Donna's Ex-husband
- Dr. Cock (Brendon Small)
- Pedophiles
- Randy
- Pizza Delivery Man
- The Mexicans
- Amber Jean (???)
- Shawn Coleman
- Deep fried Roosters
Trivia[]
- Granny and Lil are absent from this episode.
- This episode features Deep Fried Roosters which are sold by Shawn Coleman, which are Roosters deep fried.
- When Krystal eats Deep Fried Rooster & Dan Halen they go through her head, meaning she has a hole through her head, that Dr. Cock drilled through her head earlier.
- It's revealed that Krystal has a Golden Sip Cup & a siamese twin named Amber Jean.
- One of the Mexicans seems to be attached to Krystal, he is naked & has red hair as he is acting like Dan Halen.
- The Movie Theater from "The Good One", is used again.
- Dolphin sounds are heard during the Movie, Rusty, Krystal & Dan Halen were watching in the movie theater.