Krystal

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Krystal
Birthday	July 8, 1963 (AGE 56)
Family	Amber Jean (Sister) Rusty Cuyler (son) Tammi (daughter) Early Cuyler (ex-husband) Dr. Bug (former brother-in-law) Durwood Cuyler (former brother-in-law) Lil Cuyler (former sister-in-law) Granny Cuyler (former mother-in-law) Ga Ga Pee Pap (former father-in-law) Unnamed Cousin Unnamed Cousins

Krystal is the mother of Rusty Cuyler and the ex-wife of Early Cuyler.

History

Krystal is the town whore of Dougal County, Georgia with almost everyone in town having had at least one sexual experience with Krystal, including the series' main character Early Cuyler. This led to the birth of their illegitimate son Rusty Cuyler. She is often used as a target for Early's sexual assults, however they often result in little success. Despite the fact that Krystal is morbidly obese, she is very rarely seen eating, but always has her "Sip" cup with her. Her extraordinarily promiscuous lifestyle (including having sex with Charlie Sheen and all of the members of .38 Special) caused problems during her brief marriage to Early. She had a Siamese-twin (who had apparently become trapped in Krystal's fat folds) named Amber Jean (making her Rusty's aunt), but she had her removed (and possibly died as the doctor used a katana) in Krystal, Light.