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Lil's offspring are a group of baby Appalachian mud squids that appeared only in "The Good One".


They are the offspring of Lil Cuyler and an unknown father, who is never seen nor mentioned. One notable member of the clan is named Herschel Walker Cuyler. However, two squids named, Jimmy Dean, and Ricky Jay are also revealed in the episode, though Rusty does mention a squid named, Ricky Jack, but it could presumably be a nickname for Ricky Jay instead. Their genders remain unknown.


Lil gave birth to a large number of children. All of the babies are all on the ground, making noise, or crying. Russell thinks that the babies are cute, wants to keep a bunch of the babies. Early, and Rusty lets a small group of babies enter a brown bag, and head to a lake. But their caught by Sheriff, who later discovers the bag full of crying baby squids.

Soon the babies start to die and stop moving, but others have gotten a crack addiction, got pregnant, and we're stabbed by Herschel. All of the babies were then taken to see the third Saw movie in a movie theater by Rusty's commands, while Early starts a family bonding with Herschel. Rusty then yells at both Jimmy Dean and Ricky Jay on their cellphones. Most of the babies pass out during the movie.

Before Early and Herschel leave, Rusty was told by Early to stay and breast-feed the babies (which Early calls the "sissy farm."), (despite Rusty being a male and having no milk), they are then heard crying, then Rusty comes into the house and the babies are never seen again.