Lindsey is a minor character in Squidbillies.
Description[]
While their is not that much about Lindsey, he was the husband of an unnamed wife, two unnamed children, and a possible relative of Glenn, who died of unknown circumstances. One thing that Lindsey truly loved was Auburn Football, which was a body tattoo on his chest. He also has gray hair.
His wife said that his name was "Lindsey", though it's unknown if this is his real name or not.
History[]
Since Lindsey died for unexplained reasons, he was taken to Bubba's Discount Burials by Glenn and his unnamed wife. His wife wanted Russell "Rusty" Cuyler to pay tribute to Auburn for his supposed funeral.
Before trying to do corpse prep on his corpse, Early Cuyler, who has a personal dislike to Auburn University, refused to burial Lindsey's Auburn body into the graveyard, while he moves his corpse to a room where Glenn and Lindsey's wife are sitting on the couch and talks with them, since he can't acoommodate their kind to the Georgia graveyard, due to Early's dislike for Auburn in general, prior to Early being taken by Sheriff, who was working as security, due to his refusal of Auburn. Rusty also keep moving Lindsey back from Early.
Eventually, Rusty payed tribute to Lindsey's Auburn football and University, by letting her dead husband's body ride a sedated Tiger and has a Turkey taped to his shoulders, in reference to the Auburn Football body tattoo on his chest. His funeral was then held and the sedated tiger, turkey, and dead Lindsay corpse were covered by large blue curtains, but as Rusty reads the Bible, given by Kyle Nubbins, Early and Granny Cuyler then protest at the funeral.
When they're were protesting, Rusty told them to keep it down because they were rallying up the tiger. Glenn then asks about the living tiger, and Rusty stated that he couldn't scrape up a eagle in time for the logo, but replaced it with a wild turkey. Until revealing the tribute, his dead body was seen on the tiger and taped to the turkey, and the tiger then bites one of his dead legs, which splatters blood on Lindsey's wife and son. The tiger then leaps off the wood, that it was on, to the ground and continues to bite pieces of the leg up.
As the tiger then goes after Sheriff, to start biting and dragging away his legs away and people run away from the wild creature, Lindsey's body was last seen on the ground where the turkey, that was previously taped to his shoulders, then pecks Lindsey's own face.
Appearances[]
- "Let ’er R.I.P." (Only Appearance)
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