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Melissa is the news reporter who greets & interviewed Dan Halen on the documentary of him. When the interview took a turn unfavorable to Halen, Like The Sheriff, she was killed and replaced by her other clones & with a more accommodating clone. She is one of the few number of people shown to have been cloned by Dan Halen, She shares the same design as Glenn's Wife (albeit with brown hair).



  • Season 9 is the most amount of appearances she has made in the series, she appeared five episodes as a non-speaking background character.