Noodle Buddha is a minor character in Squidbillies.
Biography[]
Noodle Buddha is a Chinese man that is the owner of a chinese restaurant with the same name, that is across the street that serves Chinese food such as noodles and peking duck, who often complains about Ga Ga Pee Pap for stealing his cords such as a extension cord and a power cable by plugging them into a pocket socket from his restaurant to the storage unit, Son a Ga and his son Early Cuyler were living in, to power Ga Ga's fan, his blender to juice onions and make smoothies out of them, and a fish tank, that were all unplugged by Buddha. Ga Ga also says the word "godammit" to Buddha when he unplugs the cords anytime that Ga Ga steals their power, while Buddha tells them to stop stealing their power, using the power cord, and he called Ga Ga a "power thief" at one point as he cuts his power cable.
Restaurant Service[]
When Ga Ga Son Pap took his son Early to eat at Noodle Buddha's restaurant, he tells Buddha that he has a bone to pick with the meal, as he found a bat skull in the noodle bowl, even though, the bat skull was part of his collection of animal bones that he would get away with, Buddha says "Here we go", suggesting that Ga Ga has been gotten away with this before.
Early and Ga Ga complain to him, while Buddha doesn't say a word, with Ga Ga stating that he didn't order no sweet and sour bat skulls that ain't on the restaurant's menu. Early didn't know what the meaning of this, and Ga Ga stated that he ain't going back to his restaurant until tomorrow, unless he has a better policy where he can give Ga Ga a free meal, if he finds a bat skull in it.
Buddha then grabs the bowl to throw it away, but Ga Ga told him "woah", three times and "wait", two times, because Ga Ga grabs the bat skull and stated that was a collector, but Buddha said "No!" and took it away as bones go into the trash. After plugging in a hair dryer to blow and brush his hair, he tells Buddha, or Early, to bring him chow mein, and claiming that it better not have one of the bones in it.
The next day, Ga Ga ordered a peking duck at his restaurant, and stated that the meal had a bunch of possum bones peeking in it, and complains why it is called "peking duck", Buddha stated that the duck bones were part of the duck.
Ga Ga then supposes that he can ask if this is how they do here at the restaurant to Buddha, which the latter corrects. Ga Ga sees this, and then grabs and runs away the peking duck, while the peking duck's dish falls to the floor and breaks.
Appearances[]
- "No Space Like Home" (Only Appearance)