Patrick Swayze (imposter)

Patrick Swayze (imposter)
Patrick Swayze
Full Name	"Patrick Swayze", Legless drifter, or Patrick Swayze (imposter)
Birthday	October 19, 1970 (age 53)
First Appearance	Swayze Crazy
Voice Actor	Brooks Braselman
Species	Humanoid
Occupation	Unknown
Family	Unnamed Uncle Unnamed Father Unnamed Mother Unnmaed Grandfather unnmaed Grandmother Unnmaed Grandmother Unnmaed Grandfather Unnamed Order Brother Unnmaed Eldest Brother Unnmaed Older Brother Unnmaed Brothers Unnmaed Sisters Unnmaed Youngert Brothers Unnmaed Youngest Sisters

Patrick Swayze (imposter) also known as Legless drifter. Although never given his actual name, he is simply referred to as "Patrick Swayze". Swayze pretended to be, the now deceased, real life actor Patrick Swayze.

Description

He preformed this act of identity theft in order to receive gifts from the gullible Cuylers, most notably Early and Rusty. Helping The Sheriff remodel the local jail, "Patrick" makes several references of the movies, Patrick Swayze starred in, in as an unclever way to trick the Cuylers (who are big fans of the movie Roadhouse), as well as quoting several aspect of some movies like using the line my way, or the highway from the film Roadhouse.

However, when the real Patrick Swayze comes to town it would be apparent to almost anyone that the drifter is not Patrick Swayze, except Early, Granny, and the Sheriff (Rusty being the only one who realizes the truth). As a result, the drifter (to Rusty's horror) easily kills the real Patrick Swayze (the Sheriff in typical fashion does nothing to stop it) and is last seen as he steals a pizza delivery man's vehicle while shouting "Free Car, asshole!". However, despite all this Early still believes the man to be Patrick Swayze. In the episode "Bubba Trubba", the Legless Drifter appears in the audience of the Plumber Bubba comedy show (hinting at the possibility he has taken up residence in Dougal County possibly due to the ignorance of the local town folk).

Appearance

The impostor appears like a bald, overweight, sweaty, legless drifter.

Appearances

• "Swayze Crazy" (Debut)
• "Bubba Trubba"
• "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" (Cameo)
• "Armageddon It On!" (Cameo)
• "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" (Cameo)
• "The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube" (Cameo)
• "Anabolic-holic" (Cameo)
• "God's Bro"
• "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums" (As a Vampire)
• "Return Of Gaga Pee Pap" (Last Appearance)

Trivia

• The impostor was only featured in one episode with a major role, and has since then become a semi-recurring background character, though he stopped appearing in the show after the episode "Return Of Gaga Pee Pap."