Glemm & Glorf

Purple & Pink Aliens
Full Name	Gleem (Purple Alien), Glorf (Pink Alien)
Location	Unnamed Alien Planet
Role	Ancient Aliens
First Appearance	Granite Caverns
Voice Actor	Lucky Yates and Andrew Donnelly
Species	Aliens
Height	Medium
Hair Color	Green (Purple Alien), Blue (Pink Alien)
Occupation	ALiens
Family	Slug Aliens

Purple & Pink Aliens (Real Names: Glemm & Gorf), are two minor characters in Squidbillies., they are two slug like aliens from a different planet belonging to a large race of slug like aliens seen on a unnamed alien Planet, Glemm is colored purple & has four eyes, Gorf is colored pink & has only three eyes, the two aliens were studied as ancient aliens, Rusty revealed that he drawed aliens by using chalk, Early thinks he got connections with aliens from outer space.

History

In "Granite Caverns", the aliens invade The Granite Caverns, abducting Granny in a blue hulk suit, the pink alien say's "Is this the best we can do?", the purple alien say's "Over there was the best you could do", Sheriff in his Uncle Sam costume appears on the ship too, however gets sucked into space, the purple alien say's "Look, the drawing is very explicit it shows us crowning a cephalopod", the pink alien say's "you don't think it's weird that we're picking space king based on some stupid cave drawing from that dumb-ass planet over there?", the purple alien say's "It was on television, television does not waste people's time with something that isn't true congratulations, you are our new space king, ma'am", Granny gets excited as she is a woman in office, the pink alien say's "Wait, he's a woman?", the next scene show Granny picking N-14, while the purple & pink aliens are in a large bingo game with a entire population of their alien race on a unnamed Alien Planet, the pink alien say's "Bingo month?, I'm sorry, this is ludicrous", the purple alien replies "Is it ludicrous or has she created over 12 million jobs in her first term", the purple alien replies "Glorf, you know we can't discuss politics", Granny mentioned "J-6", the pink alien say's "Is there even a "J" in bingo?, the purple alien say's "She's our king, don't question the way she play's the game", however Granny got a bingo as she won it again.

In "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet", the aliens reappear on a drawing as a conspiracy of a Turquoise Goblet, later on the alien arrive during Dan Halen's The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet event, Dan Halen who a Turquoise Goblet, the aliens come out & the pink alien say's "Hey, you guys happen to see a turquoise traveling mug?", the pink alien say's "We lost it here a few millennia ago when we were seeding your planet with life", the pink alien say's "Looks kind of like your belt buckle And that big wicker cup And that banner", the pink alien say's "And that banner, And that cake, And the t-shirts, And that ice sculpture, And that full-body tattoo on that guy's back", the pink alien say's "Look, you'd know it if you saw it, it talks, very intent on starting a dialogue about race relations, and not a good one, either", Dan Halen say's "No, No, No one here has ever seen this cup you describe Or heard it, in all of it's infinite wisdom", the purple alien say's "Oh, man, You have been listening to it, haven't you?", the pink alien say's "Tell me you didn't put your lips on it at any point", the purple alien replies "Yeah, it's definitely more of a toilet it is a cup", Dan Halen say's "Are you saying I've been drinking from a racially intolerant handheld chamber pot for over 100 years?!", the pink alien say's "Yeah, pretty much, Hey, anywhere we can get gas around here, but cheap gas?", the purple alien say's "We all know how stingy your gas stations are, I mean, the 93 octane is 9 cents more a gallon than the 87 octane, and there's no noticeable difference in performance!, I mean, we found a place that's what?", $1.39 a gallon, but then you're talking travel time in between and then back, it's simple math right there, you got your mileage and then your travel time and then, of course, your general inconvenience of going, how many miles is that out of my way", Sheriff mentioned to Dr. Cock they wanted to talk about gas prices for a while, they decided not to eat her, they weren't hungry, Sheriff didn't know that much, as the aliens mind-erased him.

Appearances

• "Granite Caverns" (Debut)
• "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" (Last Appearance)

Trivia

• These Aliens are very similar to The Mooninites & The Plutonians from Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force.