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The Red Whiskered Shalemander is a giant amphibious like creature only seen in "Thou Shale Not Drill" and is a minor character in Squidbillies. He comes from a library book called "The Red Whiskered Shalemander". But turns out to be a real creature.

He lurks in North Georgia mountains, and would come if any children didn't finish their "okras" and climb out of the Earth's underground and "un-darn" all their socks, presumably eating them up.

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The Red Whiskered Shalemander has a large red mustache and beard (despite being whiskered), teeth, tongue, yellow eyes, with red and black pupils, and has blue amphibious skin with a white half colored body.

Description[]

In "S8E7", Rusty, Sheriff and P-Nut read a book in the library about the creature and it's origins and explain if the creature is real or not, Sheriff claimed that creature and his story were both real.


The Red Whiskered Shalemander comes to life when Dan Halen uses his giant drill to open a hole but the creature comes out. As everyone is shocked, Dan Halen offered Sheriff to shoot at the giant creature but the latter gets away and drives away in his police car.

The creature holds the Cuyler House and throws it away. As Early tries to shoot the creature with his shotgun. The creature grabs Granny Cuyler. Ruby tells nobody to shoot the creature, as she thought the savage critter sees love in her, however the creature eats her alive.

Soon the creature grabs P-Nut and tells him if he eaten any of his "okras." P-Nut then lies about eating them, but the creature told him not to lie. P-Nut lies again by mentioned that he loved eating "okras" with cornmeal. The creature wanted to smell his breath, P-Nut mentioned he had a mint, so it can switch up his own flavor.

The Red-Whiskered Shalemander exhales and sniffs deeply on P-Nut. The creature asks to him if he didn't any "okras" or not. P-Nut told him "What". The creature then tells him that "okras" are good for him and then the creature goes back into his hole taking P-Nut along with him. Lil and Rusty became upset after this, presumably, P-Nut is eaten up by the creature as he is never seen again.

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