Squidbillies Wiki

Roger is a minor character in Squidbillies.

Description and Personality[]

While most of his personality is very limited, Roger is Sheriff's brother from the episode "The Big Gay Throwdown". He appears as a man who usually doesn't speak normally with blonde hair, and a small mustache resembling him, with an identical body shape, and eyes. He shows up in the episode at the Jiggle Hut attending the event of "The Big Gay Throwdown", with police car sirens heard, and red, white, and blue lights flashing onscreen. He is also claimed to be a "virgin", and nicknamed "momma's boy" by Lil Cuyler, and referred as a "freak" by Sharif.

Lil then laughs at him, while he reads his "The Big Gay Throwdown" card, Sheriff comes to him, and grabs him, thinking that he is a ring leader, but meant gay, and he's going to keep a close eye on him. The two moan, and start to kiss. Early, and his son Rusty covered in a blue blanket see this, Sharif then replied to them "don't blow my cover".

As the two continue to kiss each other, Sharif thought his sting operation is going to work, and then kiss again. Sheriff then thought he "need to walk this disgusting of theirs". While the kissing was okay to watch, Early thinks he is undercover for him, while the two continue to make out. Their mustaches are mentioned to be tangled by Early. Sheriff picks up, and puts hand-cuffs on Roger, as he is "under arrest for entrapment of my heart". Sheriff then says to him "you are a right to remind handsome, any thing you say can and will be used in a greeting card on the date of our anniversary".

After Early says his "nooo!" to them, and Sheriff turns back into normal, after showing his inner demons, due to the Reverend. His name was then revealed to be "Roger", and he is going to be moving to Stamford, Connecticut with Sharif, which upsets Early Cuyler, while Sheriff mentioned that the city is legal for people like them to drive cars there. Roger is never seen again.

Appearances[]