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Santa Claus is the jolly, fat man was riding his sled with his eight reindeer and Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer. He was kidnapped by Early, who was torturing him. At first, Early asks him for the still beating heart of Jeff Gordon. When Santa refuses, Early cuts off his beard and some of the skin from his chin with a rusty fish scaler. The Elven command sent in an ambassador named "Scooter" with a wooden heart with wheels and jelly beans. Then Santa calls for help, and Rusty kills the Ambassador. Upon hearing of the loss, The Elven Commander sends commandos after Santa. When they arrive, they are dressed as the Jesus babies. As they sing, Early and Rusty become more unaware that they were under attack. When the Commandos engage, Granny's dogs suddenly kill the "Silent Knight" Commandos. Finally, in one last struggle to bail out Santa, Two elves bring a race car driver in a box, and then they finally quit Santa's workforce. After that, Early threw Santa into the road where the Sheriff hit and killed him with his car.

He reappears alive at the North Pole in "Armageddon It On!", where he is briefly shown reading the news of the rapture, causing him to tell the Elves to stop production of all sex toys and is shown to have a love of guns, and may even be a gun smuggler/arms dealer. When the elves are "chosen" he shoots them while claiming they are all his slaves, which has been previously established in "A Rebel with a Claus" that he exploits the elves for free labor. Also, after killing all four elves and one of his reindeer, he then says "Merry Christmas" to Afghanistan.

Other depictions of Santa appear as decorations appear in the episodes "The Good One", as a inflatable rocking Santa Claus in a bubble globe, "Hybrid to Hell", "Southern Pride and Prejudice", and "The War on The War on Christmas", the latter episode has his name mentioned and Sheriff dressed as him.