Snakeman

Snakeman
Dad, Daddy, Uncle Snakeman, papa,
Full Name	Snakeman Cuyler Sr.
Birthday	November 22, 1964 (age 59)
Location	Dougal County
Role	Resident in Dougal County
First Appearance	This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Species	Snake
Hair Color	Orange
Occupation	Housefather, Software Developer,
Family	Snakeman Cuyler Jr. (son) Space Baby (son) Unnamed Kids (deceased; mentioned on a sign and eaten by Snakeman offscreen in "Stop, Jammer Time") Dr. Fang (older brother) Krystal (Ex-wife) Rusty Cuyler (step-son) Snakeman's Father (father deceased) Snakeman's brother (Brother) Snakeman's grandfather (paternal grandfather; deceased) Snakeman's grandmother (paternal Grandmother; deceased) Snakeman's Wife (wife) Jameson (great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather) Snakeman's mother (Mother deceased) Snakeman's great-grandfather (great-grandfather deceased)

Snakeman is a resident of Dougal County. He is often seen having relations with Krystal or eating other residents, which have included onscreen characters and minor characters such as the Mexicans. His origins are unknown, but strange creatures are common in Dougal County.

Although he never talks, Snakeman is often seen interacting with the other characters through hissing.

History

Snakeman has never had a prominent role. He is instead seen in events as a bystander rather than being directly involved but will have his moments where he does become part of the story, like being the person with whom Krystal has an affair.

Intelligence

Despite having no talking ability, Snakeman has been able to understand the speech of others. He can also play chess and served in the jury for the Baby Death Trap. He has also participated in Early's hog hunting farm and is likely able to read as he attended the book fair to see Dean Koontz.

Criminal Record

Snakeman has committed a few crimes in Dougal County, such as eating bystanders, one of the Mexicans and the town's sheriff a few times. He had a court sentence for eating his kids offscreen in "Stop, Jammer Time." He was locked in a jailcell in prison in "Dove In An Iron Cage", due to eating people.

Appearances

• "This Show Is Called Squidbillies" (Debut) 
• "Take This Job & Love It"
• "School Days, Fool Days"
• "Office Politics Trouble"
• "Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble"
• "Meth O.D. to My Madness"
• "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust"
• "Bubba Trubba"
• "Burned and Reburned Again" (Flashback)
• "Survival of the Dumbest" (Cameo)
• "A Sober Sunday"
• "Webnecks"
• "Sharif" (skeleton) 
• "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma"
• "The Okaleechee Dam Jam"
• "Pile M for Murder" 
• "Mud Days and Cornfused"
• "The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube"
• "God's Bro"
• "Velvet Messiah"
• "The Big E"
• "Ballmart"
• "Stop, Jammer Time"
• "Thou Shale Not Drill"
• "Hetero-Cephalo Agenda" 
• "A Walk To Dignity"
• "Granny Hotfoot" (Cameo)
• "Dove In An Iron Cage" (Cameo)
• "The War on the War on Christmas" (Cameo)
• "This Show Was Called Squidbillies" (Last Appearance) (Cameo)

Trivia

• Snakeman looks very similar to Early Cuyler's son Russell "Rusty" Cuyler.
  • This could mean that Snakeman is related to Rusty, due to the hair and skin color, Since he was involved in the three-way with Early and Krystal which led to Rusty's conception.
• In the earlier seasons of the show, Snakeman was one of the common residents of Dougal County, however, his appearances have decreased in the modern seasons of the show.
• Although Snakeman hasn't really made any physical appearances since his cameo appearances in "Dove In An Iron Cage" and "The War on The War on Christmas" respectively, he does make a cameo on the Cuyler's family tree in the series' final episode "This Show Was Called Squidbillies."

Gallery

Snakeman can be seen in the top left corner in the jury.

Snakeman killing a bystander.

Krystal and Snakeman coming out of a community toilet/outhouse.

Snakeman and Krystal kissing.

Krystal and Snakeman's marriage.

Snakeman's truck driving away from the Cuyler House.

Snakeman, wearing an orange prison suit, next to other prisoners.

Sheriff/Sharif releasing Snakeman free from chains.

Snakeman eating Sharif for the very first time.

Snakeman seen in the audience for the soccer ring.

Snakeman in "Meth O.D. to My Madness."

Snakeman next to a few Mexicans in "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust."

Snakeman kissing a squid in "Survival of the Dumbest."

Snakeman's skeleton seen in his truck that he is driving in "Sharif." His skin was ripped off by Ice Wind.

Snakeman in prison with a bunch of other prisoners.

Snakeman seen in a prison cell when a prison fight/riot happens.

Snakeman, in the jail cell, watching the prison fight/riot happening.

Snakeman's brief cameo on the Cuyler's family tree.