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Squash B'Gosh Dolls are the main antagonists of the Halloween episode "Squash B'Gosh." They are Squash Dolls made up of Squash & body parts from the Graveyard, becoming zombies afterwards during Halloween Night due to the desecration of graves.

History[]

During the events of "Squash B'Gosh", after Early & Granny see the Sheriff's Lettuce Leafy Dolls, they try & make their own versions of a doll, by Early putting a Squash on Granny's head. Later, after desecrating the graves of Confederate soldiers, The Squash B'Gosh Dolls were being sold by Early, Rusty & Granny at a flea Market. The dolls being sold at the stand were; a Wizard, Pirate, Pilot, Astronaut, Vampire, Woman, Baby, Superhero, one later has butterfly wings on him & one with Jason's Mask, the Worm from "Tremors" with one of them in there & a couple more. Rusty's son Randy & his wife Tammi come by, and while Tammi rejected the dolls, Randy wanted a Pirate Squash Doll named Squashbuckler. Tammi ends up taking it for Randy. Sheriff comes by so Early can get the Halloween Costumes he wanted, which end up as Trucker Hats. Sheriff buys one of the dolls & ends naming it Tolby. The doll also has an "adoption paper." Squashbuckler ends with Fruit Flies, Tammi wanted Randy to leave it home while they Treat or Tricking, however Randy wanted to him, Tammi gives him a hot-dog instead, after the Cuylers leave the dolls at the Flea Market, the dolls come to life, when Sheriff was using his dolls, Sheriff tried to use Tolby but his head slice up, however he comes to alive & acts like a zombie, after Sheriff reads the 1864 adoption paper, the dolls moves & beats up Sheriff with Pinata stick, Early, Rusty & Granny go back home, however the dolls start head to Early's truck, as they use the top windshield, Granny told them that she got the parts from the graveyard, the Squash B'Gosh Dolls head up to the truck, Early shoots the Squash Dolls Zombies, Early replies "Do not touch the trim!", Rusty told he gave Randy one of the dolls, most of dolls are on the truck, Early continues to shoot them with his shotgun, one with a Jason mask attacks him, but it flies away & gets shot, Early uses swords to kill & slice up the dolls, When Tammi & Randy trick or Treat, a melting Squashbackler comes up to them, soon Tolby's arm gives out a candy to Randy, however it was actually a finger from the Sheriff, Sheriff comes out but he is pulled back by Tolby's arms, the door shuts, Squashbackler comes up & scares Tammi from her hood, Randy runs away, Squashbackler is shot by Early, Tammi & Randy come to Early's Truck, Rusty told Tammi Sheriff had one of the dolls, Tammi told them he was trapped in his house, Granny shots the zombie dolls while Early & Rusty run inside, Tolby beats him up with the same Pinata Stick, Early & Rusty open the door & but Early takes Sheriff's dolls, Later Rusty shoots the killer dolls, however there all dead by the Early breaks the window, after Early lighted & burned the Sheriff's house, everyone gets inside the truck, but Sheriff didn't have a enough time because with the lack of space & his dolls were taking up the most space, Tolby bites Sheriff leg, after Tammi & Randy run off with Rusty since Early & Granny wanted to kept the dolls, The SquashB'Gosh dolls bite the boxes of the dolls, during the daytime, the dolls have invade the area, one kills a bird, all of them kept walking around Early's truck that was tipped over, while Halloween was over, Sheriff told them that the dolls was not stopping, Granny told Sheriff that they live forever, whether Halloween is over or not, Granny said she didn't know, Early said to Sheriff what was his plans from last night, he got a plan that he would kill the dolls at his house instead bringing them to Sheriff's home & wipin' out his property value, Sheriff cries because his babies are all eaten by the dolls, the dolls try to break into their truck, the glass shatters & Sheriff, Granny & Early end up with the killer dolls trying to kill them, the credits begin making their fates uncertain.

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