Strange Hal Spankovic is a minor character in Squidbillies, he is a parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic, a american musical comedian, he appears in "The Peep".
History/Description[]
In "The Peep", Sheriff is talking to Steve Ravens, Strange Hal Spankovic comes from a bathroom stall, & say's "Actually, a parody has to at least, in part, comment on the original author's work", Sheriff say's "Wait, Aren't you", Strange Hal Spankovic say's "That's right, nice to meet you, I'm Hal Spankovic".
Sheriff say's "The Strange Hal Spankovic?", Strange Hal Spankovic say's "That's right, the one & only Strange Hal Spankovic, Now, listen, you can't just slap a big, blonde afro on something, make the name rhyme, and call it parody, that's called theft", Sheriff say's "Well, I told it's aggregation",
Strange Hal Spankovic say's "At the bare minimum get the artist's permission ahead of time", Sheriff say's "That's a good idea, what do you say, Steve?".
Steve Ravens say's "Hell no asshole, there's only a select few people can do smart toilet humor, and they all siting on the shiftier right there", Sheriff say's "Uh, knock, knock", Steve Ravens say's "Oh, don't come in here, I'm in the bathroom!", Sheriff say's "No, no that's my setup".
Steve Ravens say's "Oh 'Emerson tig old bitties, is that what you're coming to me with?", Sheriff say's "Uh, yeah, that's, that's the punch line, yeah", Steve Ravens say's "Get your green ass back to bum your shit-kicker, you ain't funny", Sheriff has bad memories of people saying "You ain't funny".
Sheriff commits suicide by using his gun as a microphone, Strange Hal Spankovic say's "He's got a gun!", Sheriff say's "No, no, no", Steve Ravens say's "What's going on out there?!", Strange Hal Spankovic comes back in his backroom stall.
Appearances[]
- "The Peep" (Only Appearance)