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After the [[Sheriff]] reminds him of a possible parole violation--and realizing it's too late to have an abortion--Early goes out to get a new job, accompanied to each interview by the Sheriff. Nothing seems to fit, including brain surgery and rocket science, and winds up interviewing at Mattress Christ, where the Reverend has a restraining order. He's offered a job at a knife store, but declines in order to enter the world of adult literature--he doesn't get past typing an ampersand before smashing the typewriter with a cinder block. |
After the [[Sheriff]] reminds him of a possible parole violation--and realizing it's too late to have an abortion--Early goes out to get a new job, accompanied to each interview by the Sheriff. Nothing seems to fit, including brain surgery and rocket science, and winds up interviewing at Mattress Christ, where the Reverend has a restraining order. He's offered a job at a knife store, but declines in order to enter the world of adult literature--he doesn't get past typing an ampersand before smashing the typewriter with a cinder block. |
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| − | Finally he goes with [[Dan Halen]] Sheetrock International, with the Sheriff partially eaten by Snakeman, and Halen gives him the position of CEO--all he has to do is show up, leave, and accept liability in any lawsuit. Halen also hired him to fill a "minority management quota," after the last squid--actually a man in a costume--fell into a vat and became "Zesty Ranch Baby Tacos." To celebrate, he goes to a strip club. |
+ | Finally he goes with [[Dan Halen]] Sheetrock International, with the Sheriff partially eaten by Snakeman, and Halen gives him the position of CEO--all he has to do is show up, leave, and accept liability in any lawsuit. Halen also hired him to fill a "minority management quota," after the last squid--actually a man in a costume--fell into a vat and became "Zesty Ranch Baby Tacos." To celebrate, he goes to a strip club. RATED TV14 |
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