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The Hair Dryery is a one-off location in Squidbillies. The location is a large Hair Dryery owned by Dan Halen seen only in "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen". Its purpose is to dry hair off customers, Melissa mentioned that some critics have referred as a global warmery. Dan Halen mentioned that the whole plant runs on clean-burning Styrofoam. Lil Cuyler appears in the engine room (with the engine firing out green flame) smoking. Soon its revealed that two naked children (possibly more children, hear crying) are forced to work by throwing objects in the green flame engine under unclothed conditions for no pay. Dan and Melissa watch this on a monitor, since this is the main source how the dryer works.