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The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet is the fourth episode from the eleventh season of Squidbillies. It first aired on November 5th, 2017 on [adult swim]

Synopsis []

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.


Dan Halen instructs the sheriff, blindfolded, to distribute special invitations to a select group of people, as he cannot see who the members of the knights of the noble order are. Dan pushes the sheriff out of his office but is seen by Early, while he was washing the floor, who immediately recognizes the seal of the chalice on Dan's belt. Early wants to know more information about that chalice and later, together with the sheriff, they find some conspiracy theories that somehow refer to the chalice. After another meeting, Halen sends a coded message to Granny. This is soon discovered by Early and Dan, after finding it, tries to burn it to keep the secret. Early and the sheriff, who had already read part of the message, participate in the meeting and record Dan's seemingly rather racist words. The chalice will eventually prove to be an alien artifact.

Early's Trucker Hats[]

  • "Booty Hunter"
  • "I won't get FOILED again! Global Turkquoisse Conspiracy!" 


Guest Stars[]

  • Lucky Yates, uncredited.


  • This is another episode that Russell "Rusty" Cuyler doesn’t appear, but he can still be seen in the intro. This is Dan Halen's first reappearance since "Southern Pride and Prejudice".
  • The Glemm & Glorf from "Granite Caverns" also return in this episode.
  • Early is seen smuggling cocaine with a dollar bill at one point.
  • In the Fact Shack, you can see Conspiracy's everywhere, articles are seen on the walls, such as a Red Whiskered Shalemander picture, fluoride & the Dougal County water-tower picture, aliens, The Illuminati, a picture of Sheriff's cloning farm (which was last seen in "The Big Gay Throwdown"), a picture of Hershel Walker Cuyler, a red, blue & white Obama picture & a arrow pointing at Kenya, a Third Tower of the Twin Towers, Hillary Clinton is a reptilian saying "Hilizard Clinton", a photo from "A Walk To Dignity" with the Dougal County Elementary School Chairmen seen saying "Dar Council", two slug like aliens named Glemm & Glorf, a picture of the Catfishes underwater city from "Squidbilly Manfishing", a newspaper of JFK assassinated by MLK, & a 2009 to 2017 picture & thousands of Conspiracy's in the room like Gemstones, various pictures of Dan Halen & a picture of the llluminati on a pyramid, all of it is connected to the turquoise Traveling Mug Dan Halen has, the red spray from a spray can called "Sprang!", is painted all over the room.
    • The Illuminati also appears on Early's "I Believe Anything" hat.
  • A picture of a frog on a wall is a parody of the Pepe the Frog internet meme.
  • A thing saying "Williams Streets", can be seen, this a reference to the company that produces Adult Swim shows, including Squidbillies.
  • Glenn's Wife is revealed to own a catering Business, according to Glenn & is seen.
  • Boyd makes a small cameo in this episode, seen tied up at a T-Shirt stand, however he doesn't speak as his voice actor retired & Boyd was previously killed in the premiere episode "Dove In An Iron Cage".