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The Man From Make A Miracle Network is a character that only appeared in "Asbestos I Can", according to the Sheriff, he arranged this whole deal, The Man talks to Rusty & say's "Well, there, Big Guy, How are you?", Rusty told him a "No, No, No", it was actually his father Early Cuyler who has Asbestos on his head, The man replies to the Sheriff, "You told me he was 7", Sheriff told him he got a gland disease that made him look old, the Man replies that Rusty was the one to him his daddy, Sheriff decided to fire up the song, "I'm proud to be a American" & another song, Later the man holds his paper & he looks at it, soon the man shows him T-Pain, when the Man from the "Make a miracle Network", shows Early to him, Early called him "Tah-Pain", soon T-Pain talks to the man & say's "I thought this was kind of like a photo with the chain", the man shows Early, Kevin Gillespie,  a fan favorite chef from Top Chef on Bravo which The man mentioned to him, he also say about if Early watched Bravo, which Early didn't speak, after Kevin is shot to death by Early's shotgun, he say's "You know, I-I-I- Don't want to offend you I know you have this disease and all, um, I don't think you're really 7", similar to other one-shot characters in series like Dr. Jerry & Giant Cyclops Squid he is shot to death, this time it was by Early.

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