Early battles his grandson, Randy, in a Woody scout pine car derby. Early makes a truck-boat-truck car and Rusty makes a plain wooden car with sap clogging the wheels. Early beats Rusty during practice. Later that night, Rusty makes modifications to the car (which is against the rules). The next day, Rusty wins against half of the racers while Early beats the other half. The two Cuylers face off but Rusty wins when Early's cheating attempt fails. Despite winning by speed, Early wins by rule because a hot dog piece that he told Granny to shoot hits his truck-boat-truck by accident. In the end, everyone gets a trophy and a pizza and Early storms out saying "Goshdam millennials!"
Early's Trucker Hats
- "Divorce is Strong with This one"
- "Slut Nut" (Flashback)
- "Did you say something?, 'cuz I heard a turd!!!" (Flashback)
- Red Helmet
- Early Cuyler (Unknown Hinson)
- Russell "Rusty" Cuyler (Daniel McDevitt)
- Granny Cuyler (Dana Snyder)
- Tammi (Faye Otto)
- Macho Man Randy Cuyler (Niko Coleman)
- Billy Morton
- Various Children
- Various Adults
- Child Chief
- Woody Scouts Trainer (Dave Hill)
- Boy Scout (Max Willis)
- Bald Eagle
- Stripper (flashback)
- Dave Hill as Woody Scouts Trainer
- Sheriff doesn't appear in this episode.
- Early's Trucker Hat is a parody of Star Wars.
- In a flashback, Rusty is shown wanting to join Woody Scouts since he was a kid, while his father Early was drunk during that time, however these flashbacks are actually continuity errors to the pilot episode "This Show Is Called Squidbillies", as Early was arrested & was placed in Prison for fifteenth years, after that Rusty was born but he didn't meet his father when he was a child, Rusty was raised by Lil Cuyler at that time & later ran off to be raised by Wolves.
- If you see the stripper stripping in the flashback her leg seems injured.
- Tammi is shown reading a magazine with a fat blonde bikini girl on it, it say's "Trailer Times".
- Truck Nuts from "The Good One" return again on Early's small truck-boat-truck as a small pair appears.
- Early's bumper-sticker say's "If you believe in Global Warming take your top off and let me warm them Globes baby!!!"
- The "Pine Log 500" is shown to take place at The VFW.
- Billy Morton appears as a member of the "Woody Scouts".
- The Mother & chubby kid from "Granny Hotfoot" are seen again, his name is revealed to be Ethan.
- The kid on the wheelchair from "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" & "Clowny Freaks" returns again.
- Pictures of Dwight D. Eisenhower are used that Granny loves to Masturbate to & Granny has pictures of "Knute Rockne" in swim trunks which Granny looks at the insides of, Dwight D. Eisenhower has the words & label "News" & Knute Rockne has the words & label "Sports on it".
- The Bald Eagle used by Granny is named "Clem".
- Many other child names are listed on a billboard, they are "Dawson, Beau, Skye, Johnny, Timmy, Xavier, Logan, Skyler, Cooper, & Tyler.
- The Banana's seen on the children's iPods is a clear reference to the Apple Logo.
- Tammi is not voiced by his original voice actor "Elizabeth Cook" in this episode.