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Triangle Shaped Guy is a unnamed background character in Squidbillies.


He is a triangle shaped like guy, wearing blue and white outfit, he wears green pants, and he has white eyes, with black pupils, with eyebrows, brown hair, a chin, and is wearing brown shoes.


The Triangle Shaped Guy is a medium sized triangle shaped man, that appears as a background character in the show, often appearing in Dougal County normally, but limited to that role and speaks with a British accent. His occupation remains currently unknown, he may be an interviewer, but seems to be a football teacher teaching the subject to football players in football class at Sheetrock university, as shown in "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine".

He originally debuted in "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma", where he reviews, and observes members of the critically endangered Appalachian Mud Squid species, for half of the episode and eats chicken legs from buckets of chicken with the Cuyler family, during this interview with the family, getting close to them and even mocking the sexism of the Cuyler family, which is Danica Patrick, a real-world race-car driver, but is soon turned off by the said family, due to eating body parts of a cameraman named "Kenneth Willis", and shocked in footage, when noticing them eating his body parts (such as Granny's famous "Kevin on a stick", discovering the bloody body print of him and his own license.