Wade the Shark is a minor character and creature in Squidbillies. He only appears in Jose, Can You? Si!".
Description[]
He is a blue shark living in the ocean, only seen in a flashback told by Granny, taking place before the series started. Although the ocean, he lives in and his shark species is never mentioned. He appears as a non-hostile shark, that has the ability to speak "English" and is an egg eater.
As he has eaten all of the squid eggs from released by Granny (who made love to sailors on a sailor ship) in the waters. All except for Early Cuyler's egg, which landed on the ground instead.
Next morning, as Granny wanted to release more of her squid eggs in the water for Wade, but is interrupted by Wade and a baby Early, who flies out of his mouth, instead. Granny doesn't know what she has to do it, as Wade told her that he would eat him, but he was holding a knife as Early shows his knife. After the flashback, Early complains and says "you give me up to be eating by a damn shark".
Appearances[]
- "Jose, Can You? Si!" (Only Appearance)